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postcards from grandpa —

He went out for oranges.
He has not come back.

Every few days a new card arrives. No return address. Always the same sign-off.

Bernie riding a red bicycle downhill with a basket of oranges, seaside town at sunset
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NI HAO · DOWNHILL ·

Downhill, no brakes.

Bought oranges. Lost the hat twice. Said ni hao to everyone on the hill, very fast.

— B.

Bernie waving at a floating lantern at a night market
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NI HAO · NIGHT MARKET ·

Ni hao, lantern!

Waved at a lantern. It went up. Waved harder. Still going up. Like the chart.

— B.

Bernie laughing while lifting ramen noodles with chopsticks
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NI HAO · NOODLE HOUSE ·

Slurp responsibly.

Third bowl. Doctor said fewer noodles. Doctor is not here. Ni hao, fourth bowl.

— B.

Bernie fishing peacefully from a wooden boat on a misty lake
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NI HAO · THE LAKE ·

Patience is the alpha.

No fish today. Did not check the chart once. Said ni hao to the lake. Lake said nothing. Respect.

— B.

Bernie Nihao logo: ginger cat in a straw hat, round glasses and a white beard, raising a paw

伯尼 · 你好

A ginger cat in a straw hat, round glasses and a grandpa beard — with a ni hao for everyone.

Hat
Straw, conical, ears through
Glasses
Round, slightly wonky
Beard
Grandpa grade
Greeting
Ni hao. Always.
Bernie waving

your turn —

say ni hao.

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